Cedar Point - The AMAZEment Park

Partner, I rode Millenium Force last summer, it was great!
 Hey, I rode it too, I loved it. I have a beanie baby & T-shirt to prove it!
 Was that an Arnold Schwartzenegger movie?
 I hope I am not forced to play golf with you again this millenium!
 Watch me force this golf ball into the space millenium, PARTNER!

Cedar Po!nt is the amazement park, dont you agree, PARTNER?
 You Bet! I get to the Po!nt every year, PARTNER.
 I am amazed how annoying and boring you are, PARTNER.
 Will you be amazed when I launch this ball over 300 yards?

I am a roller coaster junkie, PARTNER.
 AMEN! I love to ride them! Magnum XL200 rocks, RAPTOR rules the sky!
 Well, you sure dont play golf like a golf junkie, PARTNER!
 No, I like heroin, myself.

Did you hear about the new Wicked Twister Coaster?
 450 feet of twisted wreckage and I cannot wait to ride it!
 This whole round of golf has been wicked on my nerves.
 Maybe you should ask someone who cares, PARTNER.