Joke Story 1 - Gut Busting One Liners

Hey PARTNER, If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
 HAHAHA! Thats a great one, PARTNER!
 The same reason you have to buy them, your both boooooring.
 Aren't you a little old to play with dolls, PARTNER?

Here's one PARTNER, Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!
 HAHAHA! I always knew soaring with eagles had its drawbacks!!!
 I suppose that joke came from your monthly weasel club meetings?
 Watch this ball soar into the bright blue sky, PARTNER.

PARTNER, 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincedence?
 HAHAHA! You are on to something there, PARTNER.
 Is it a coincedence you annoy me, I think not!
 Golfing with you is enough reason to drink in itself!

PARTNER, Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery?
 HAHAHA! Thats the best joke I have ever heard, PARTNER.
 That joke is so bad, you should be arrested, PARTNER!
 If I wouldnt get arrested, I would wrap my driver around your annoying throat right now!