Joke Story 2 - More One Liners

Hey PARTNER, I poured Spot Remover on my dog....and now he is gone!!!
 HAHAHA! Thats a true gut buster, PARTNER!
 Does that work on annoying people as well?
 Lucky Dog!

PARTNER, I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
 HAHAHA! I love a good joke, and you sure know alot of them!
 Too bad you never found it, PARTNER.
 I wish you would fall in that lake over there.

Hey PARTNER, I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
 HAHAHA! I always wonder about those types, Why do they ask my name!
 If you were psychic, you would know you bore me to death.
 If you were psychic, you would know this ball is about to be stiff on the green!

Hey PARTNER, When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. 
 HAHAHA! You are the funniest golfer I have ever had the pleasure to play with!
 If I was in my right mind, I would have left this course an hour ago.
 What does it take? about two thoughts should crowd that small space!