Idle Gossip - A Links story

PARTNER, I heard that Mike Marshall & Rita Refresher were spotted behind the 15th green yesterday!
 They sure seem to spend alot of time together on the course!
 Idle gossip is hardly ever refreshing, PARTNER.
 A new partner sure would be refreshing to me right now!

Sally Soda sure seems to have an eye for Tommy Technician doesnt she, PARTNER!
 They seem to work together well, thats for sure!
 Technically, she has two eyes, PARTNER!
 
PARTNER, I heard Joe Groundskeeper was getting jealous about Rita Refreshers new assignment!
 Joe hasnt been the same since, PARTNER!
 I am sure no one is jealous of me having you as a golfing buddy!
 It would be refreshing for you to finally shut up, PARTNER!

Roger Ranger was getting pretty friendly with Sally Soda over on hole #4, PARTNER!
 I like your insight, PARTNER, can I call you a friend?
 There is nothing friendly about what I am about to do with this ball, PARTNER!
 Was that the same hole you had a quadruple bogey, Loser?