Girl Talk - Female to Female


I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer last night, PARTNER.
 Gosh, I love that show, PARTNER. I watch CHARMED as well!!!
 Well, you can watch me slay this ball with my driver then, PARTNER!
 I wish Buffy would slay me so I don't have to listen to your drivel.

I like to play games on the internet, PARTNER!
 SIM GOLF is my favorite game, but I like YAHOO! games as well, PARTNER!
 This ball is about to travel down the information fairway!
 Why don't you surf over to www.whogivesacare.com, PARTNER.

How would you play this hole partner?
 For starters, I would give it a real good licking, PARTNER.
 If given a choice, I would pass.
 The same way I have this whole round, in misery.

Did you see those rocks, PARTNER?
 I have been staring at them the whole round.
 No, but I heard them rattling in your air-filled head
 This ball is about to Rock N ROll into space, PARTNER!