Sports & More - The Male Bond

PARTNER, Did you see the Superbowl??!!
 YES! What a thriller, PARTNER, Vinateri's kick was awesome!
 The best game I never saw, PARTNER
 No, I had to floss my teeth.

I really enjoy watching the Daytona 500, PARTNER.
 I love NASCAR. Go #9 Bill Elliott!!!!
 Wow, cars in circles. How can I contain my excitement
 NASCAR stands for Numbskulls And Sadsacks Crash AlReady

PARTNER, You gonna watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
 Yah Buddy! Go RED WINGS!!!
 Ooh, hockey. Grown men chasing a frozen piece of rubber.
 I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out!

I listen to Lush Rimbaugh everday, you like him, PARTNER?
 I am a chater member of the local Dittoeheads!!!
 Sounds like the name of a famous drunk, am I right?
 Doubtful, I would like anything you like, PARTNER.