Love of Music - Female talking to Male

I love Rock Music, PARTNER
 I play lead guitar in a band!
 Rock? Is that like your head?
 I like Air Supply & Jack Boots.

Did you see the movie Rock Star, PARTNER?
 Did I? Zakk Wylde is my idol!!!
 Chris Cole is sooooo dreamy.
 Was that one about some guy name Flintstone?
 Nope, But your ball is going on the rocks!

Do you like Country Music, PARTNER?
 Do you know you look just like Faith Hill?
 No, I prefer Western.
 No, but I am gonna launch this ball across the country!

I have over 100 Music CDs in my collection.
 WOW! I would like to come over and hear them sometime!
 CD? Does that stand for Certifiably Deranged?
 Now if you just keep your golf score under your CD total!