Crude Love Story - Male to Female

Nothing like a dozen shiny new balls, PARTNER!
 Can I touch your balls?
 Why did you get new ones? You are just gonna drown them!!
 Wait till I whack one of your balls with my driver.

Is that one of those new Titanium Drivers?
 Yes! I like my shafts hard and long!
 No, Its silver painted graphite you idiot!
 Its a fake, I bought it off eBay from some jerk like yourself!

Never up, Never In, PARTNER!
 You get it up and I think it will be going in, PARTNER!
 I suppose you have never done either, PARTNER!
 That is some pretty original advice, Einstein!

The 19th Hole is just around the corner, PARTNER!
 You wanna do some night putting after the round, PARTNER?
 Not a moment too soon. This round has been excruiating.
 There are only 18 holes you moron!